Why is Wine

the shit?

  • Firstly, fermented beverages were safer to drink than water during the development of human civilization.

    Thank You!?

  • Secondly, the more you learn about wine the more you will learn about geography, geology, history, and maybe even a little theoretical moon magic.

    Learning!?

  • Thirdly, the world of wine is filled with traditions and techniques that have been passed down for centuries.

    Amazing!?

Lastly…

Wine is meant to be shared!

A bottle of wine is not a single serving.

It encourages you to bring a friend.

Don’t have any?

Buy a bottle and offer a glass to a stranger.

Look at you.

You’re making friends.

*sharing a nice bottle of wine is still cheaper than everyone getting a cocktail.

Why La Merde is different.

Over 10,000+ hours spent in restaurants, and another 10,000+ hours spent making wine.

La Merde is not a robot… It has taken years of hard work to be this delusional.

I mean nerdy.

Why with the two carts?

ALCOHOL IS A SEPARATE CHECK OUT BECAUSE SHIPPING ALCOHOL IS A WHOLE THING… I’M SORRY.

BUT ALL WINE SHIPMENTS COME WITH A SHITTY SURPRISE LIKE AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR CEREAL WHEN YOU WERE TEN YEARS OLD.

Back of a pin with a sidewalk chalk drawing of a shoehorn, red text reading "Pronounced AH SO".

- it’s La Merde

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They say it takes a lot of beer to make great wine…

True.

Wanna buy me a beer?

I’ll send you a handwritten thank you card in the mail.

The real tangible mail.

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$10.00

They say it takes a lot of beer to make great wine…

True.

Wanna buy me a beer?

I’ll send you a handwritten thank you card in the mail.

The real tangible mail.

(address required)

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