BOTS

ON

THE

SAUCE

A robot head with antenna, Xs for eyes, and a neutral mouth.

Wine Cellars are great places to turn up the volume.

These songs were made specifically for harvest crews & wine nerds.

By a wine nerd that runs harvest crews.

Started with a song about opening Champagne.

It became a concept album for 2024 Harvest.

Then another Harvest EP for 2025...

NOW “BOTS ON THE SAUCE” ARE STREAMING ON ALL THE THINGS…

Yellow and purple basketball jersey with the words "LAVENDANGE" and the number "24" hanging on a wooden hanger in a vineyard with grapevines in the background.

LA VENDANGE 24

A concept album that crosses all music genres, but is only about wine.

From a Metal Ballad about Riesling to a coffee house song mad at Paul Giamatti for ruining Merlot.

There’s even a club banger with instructions on how to open a bottle of Champagne.

Grapevines with dark purple grapes hanging, against a soft pink and purple sunset sky, with the text 'Another Harvest EP' at the bottom.

ANOTHER HARVEST EP

As harvest 2025 approached I couldn’t help myself… I’m on the sauce.

Featuring perhaps the best bop about fermentation…

GLUEY FRUEY

… everybody loves a little alchy.

AVAILABLE NOW ON ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS

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