LA MERDE

is the nerdy wine project by an art school reject…

Or maybe it’s a pop art project by a somm-wannabe-turned-winemaker ?

Either way it’s from me to you.

I am a real person (obviously an elder millennial) that really loves wine because…

Wine is the shit.

- Wine Custodian

est. 2015

(A percentage of all proceeds donated to a local food bank. Supporting one of America’s largest wine growing regions.)

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LIMITED RELEASES OF GOOD HAND MADE WINE.

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HARVEST DESIGNS WITHOUT

PUTTING IN THE HARVEST TIME!

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SIP

Wine

Custodian

Just out here in the Willamette Valley with my friends doing all the things wine.

I still love wine.

I hope you do too…

Drink Wine.

Bring a Friend.

Wine is the shit.

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“because this wine is the shit”

- pretty much everyone at some point.

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There’s a lot of shit out there, but this is the only La Merde.

(Out here doing things a little secus.)

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